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The Fake Holiday Calendar
Holidays that only exist in movies and on TV, marked on the calendar so you never miss another Festivus. Click a holiday for its traditions and where it comes from.
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The year at a glance
Movable feasts
No date given. Celebrate whenever.These holidays happen once a year, but the show never says when.
Other engagements
Penciled in elsewhere on dumb fun. No holiday required.8:00 a.m.The Seinfeld DictionaryEvery made-up word and catchphrase from the show about nothing.dumbfun.lol/seinfeld8:30 a.m.The AskewniverseJay, Silent Bob and the whole View Askew crew, film by film.dumbfun.lol/askewniverse9:00 a.m.The Bayside Hall PassSaved by the Bell yearbook, trivia and a shift at the Max.dumbfun.lol/sbtb9:45 a.m.The Wheels of SteelHip hop history from 1973 on, plus the beefs, diss track by diss track.dumbfun.lol/hhh10:30 a.m.Tupac Shakur, 1971–1996A biography and timeline: the albums, the plaques, the films and the honors.dumbfun.lol/tupac11:00 a.m.The TarantinoverseHow Tarantino's movies connect, from the Vegas to Red Apples.dumbfun.lol/tarantinoNoonThe X-Files Case FilesEvery X-Files episode, filed as an FBI case.dumbfun.lol/xfiles12:30 p.m.Must See TV GuideNBC's Thursday nights, 1993 to 2004, as a listings grid.dumbfun.lol/mustseetv1:15 p.m.TGIF LineupABC's Friday nights, season by season, from Full House to Sabrina.dumbfun.lol/tgif2:00 p.m.Pick-A-VideoA '90s video store with a New Release wall and a late fee calculator.dumbfun.lol/pickavideo2:45 p.m.Now ShowingThis week's movies, laid out like the old newspaper movie pages.dumbfun.lol/nowshowing3:30 p.m.Movies Within MoviesFake films that only exist inside other movies and shows.dumbfun.lol/moviesinmovies4:00 p.m.Shows Within ShowsFake TV shows that only air inside other shows and movies.dumbfun.lol/showsinshows4:45 p.m.The Fake Brands DirectoryA phone book for companies that don't exist.dumbfun.lol/fakebrands5:30 p.m.The Fake Bands BinRecords by bands that only exist on TV and in movies.dumbfun.lol/fakebands6:00 p.m.The Fake Places AtlasA road atlas of towns that only exist on screen.dumbfun.lol/fakeplaces7:00 p.m.Fake Sports TeamsTrading cards for teams that only play in movies and on TV.dumbfun.lol/faketeams7:30 p.m.The Movie Car LotFamous movie and TV cars, priced to move.dumbfun.lol/carlot8:00 p.m.Hill Valley TelegraphBack to the Future, as told by the town paper, in every timeline.dumbfun.lol/hillvalley9:00 p.m.The Fake LibraryA card catalog of books that only exist in movies and on TV.dumbfun.lol/fakelibrary10:00 p.m.The Containment UnitEvery Ghostbusters ghost, logged and (mostly) contained.dumbfun.lol/containment11:00 p.m.Taskmaster UK Episode GuideEvery series, contestant and task. Your time starts now.tm.dumbfun.lol